From the truth-is-stranger-than-fiction department comes word that an adults-only sex theme park under construction in, of all places, China was ordered to cease and desist by the government in Chongqing. According to a wire story in the St. Petersburg Times, developers somehow got a green light to build Love Land only to experience construction interruptus when officials determined that it wasn't appropriate even for a red-light district. Among the titillating features proposed for the sex-themed park? Workshops on lovemaking techniques. There was no word whether the workshops would have been conducted by costumed characters with cartoonish, um, appendages.