Collect Call from M. Mouse

'Twill be the day of Christmas, and all through your house, all the creatures'll be stirring, including Mickey Mouse. I think I may have busted the lame-o-meter with that awful pun. Sorry. But the following is no joke: Book a Walt Disney World vacation by December 23, and you can arrange to have the Mickster personally phone your home on Christmas Day and deliver the news. To get more info about this unique promotion, visit Disney's trip-planning site. Maybe Universal Orlando should try something similar next year and have The Terminator phone your home on Christmas Day. "Hello, is this the Smith Family? You'll be back! In Florida! Hasta la vista, baby." It's a good thing the lame-o-meter is already busted.

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