There Must Be 50 Ways to Leave Your Living Room (and Head to Disneyland)

I don't mean to be coy, Roy (Disney), but in honor of Disneyland's 50th anniversary shindig, I've pulled together a list of 25 new attractions and features to discover at the Happiest Place on Earth. You can make a new plan, Stan, but much of Walt Disney's original plans for Disneyland remain intact fifty years after he debuted his landmark park. Don't believe me? Check out my list of 25 Disneyland features that are more or less the same as opening day in 1955. Put them together and what have you got? No, not bippety, boppety, boo. It's 50 ways to leave your living room. Now get on the bus, Gus.
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