The Incredibl(y Bad) Hulk

OK, I know I'm the Theme Park Guide, but after having seen "The Hulk" this weekend, I have to weigh in with a film review. In a word: awful. It was truly one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It's hard to believe this is from director Ang "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" Lee. Nick Nolte (what in the world happened to him?) is so over the top, he comes out the other side. And monotone star Eric Bana makes Keanu Reeves look like Laurence Olivier. However, The Incredible Hulk coaster at Universal Orlando's Islands of Adventure is one of the best thrill rides--and a heck of a lot more exciting than its namesake's snoozer of a film.